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You are just too funny, Sarah! And I can hear the Texan in ya. -
Nooooo!!!!!!
Okay, with the exception of that *one*, er, error, could you
hear it otherwise??Sarah Meier
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Originally posted by Haunting Copy View Post
Do I look like I just fell off a turnip truck like ol' Greg there?
I could tinkle on your leg and tell you it's rainin', but shucks, ma'am,
I don't want to tell no fibs.
You sometimes do sound like a Texan but only just made that one mistake in the post above.Comment
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Just wait 'til I let loose, LOL!
Ol' Father Stud Monkey won't know what in gawd's name to think!Sarah Meier
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Letting "things loose" sounds like years of very expensive reconstructive surgery. I'll start covering all the floors and furniture with plastic liners. Prepare a few sterile coolers to carry the organs to the ER. Just try to keep it all together.sigpic
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So the urban legend is true?
Originally posted by Greg Chrise View Post
It sounds as if you have experience with this. Are you going to fill a bathtub full of ice? Are you one of those perpetrators who removes a kidney or does other unspeakable acts while you're at it???? LOLComment
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Yes, I plan on selling all non-vital organs to the black market.
Then nobody can ever say I wasn't worth anything. <rim shot>Sarah Meier
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vincent van gogh action figure
Have a seat barbie!sigpic
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Vincent probably removed his one ear when a mysterious voice whispered something way too crazy to be believed, like:"Somday this painting will sell for millions and millions of dollars."
"That is too crazy ear! Off you go!"
If my male anatomy ever spoke I would just pretend I didn't hear it.Comment
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Jim, I have to say it again. You are just tooooo funny!!!Comment
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Oh, and Greg, I forgot to mention that I love your pic of the Van Gogh action figure with the missing ear! LOLComment
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by Jim Warfield View PostSarah Meier
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Confession Time.
My previously mentioned male anatomy has been trying to speak for years, I finally taught him sign language...you know the rest...Comment
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You mean semaphore?
This explains why the front room routine and turning the flashlight on and off (Maritime Morse Code) has gotten longer and longer over the years. In the dark room there are unseen flags waving and subliminal conversations customers may or may not pick up on.
Yet boat traffic on the Galena river is backing up.sigpic
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Greg, is that a . . . flashlight in your pocket?Sarah Meier
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