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Originally posted by Haunting Copy View PostNooooo!!!!!!
Okay, with the exception of that *one*, er, error, could you
hear it otherwise??
Do I look like I just fell off a turnip truck like ol' Greg there?
I could tinkle on your leg and tell you it's rainin', but shucks, ma'am,
I don't want to tell no fibs.
You sometimes do sound like a Texan but only just made that one mistake in the post above.
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Letting "things loose" sounds like years of very expensive reconstructive surgery. I'll start covering all the floors and furniture with plastic liners. Prepare a few sterile coolers to carry the organs to the ER. Just try to keep it all together.sigpic
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So the urban legend is true?
Originally posted by Greg Chrise View PostLetting "things loose" sounds like years of very expensive reconstructive surgery. I'll start covering all the floors and furniture with plastic liners. Prepare a few sterile coolers to carry the organs to the ER. Just try to keep it all together.
It sounds as if you have experience with this. Are you going to fill a bathtub full of ice? Are you one of those perpetrators who removes a kidney or does other unspeakable acts while you're at it???? LOL
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Another fabulous post from the U.S.Department of Wild Imaginings, now in spectaclar stereo, sponsored by the Adhesives and Sealants Council, suggesting ways to stick things together since the 1800s. Not fabulous in a gay way. Your results may vary. Illinois residents add 8% sales tax. These posts have been made by professional post makers, do not try this type of posting on your own without extensive training, lovely assistants and a trusty clown horn.
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Vincent probably removed his one ear when a mysterious voice whispered something way too crazy to be believed, like:"Somday this painting will sell for millions and millions of dollars."
"That is too crazy ear! Off you go!"
If my male anatomy ever spoke I would just pretend I didn't hear it.
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Originally posted by Jim Warfield View PostVincent probably removed his one ear when a mysterious voice whispered something way too crazy to be believed, like:"Somday this painting will sell for millions and millions of dollars."
"That is too crazy ear! Off you go!"
If my male anatomy ever spoke I would just pretend I didn't hear it.Sarah Meier
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You mean semaphore?
This explains why the front room routine and turning the flashlight on and off (Maritime Morse Code) has gotten longer and longer over the years. In the dark room there are unseen flags waving and subliminal conversations customers may or may not pick up on.
Yet boat traffic on the Galena river is backing up.sigpic
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