An Inflatable TURD!

[Greg Chrise]

This morning I combed my hair and all the little bug Tv antennas fell into the sink. They were only intrested in getting the little barbie corvette and returned to my head. Driving around in that damn little car, getting in and out of it like it was a clown car with how many bugs can get out of a pink corvette.

It seems they had TV just long enough to see the opening ceremonies to the China Olymics and are currently escavating for their very own Olympic Village.

There is just enough escavated now that I don't care.

[Spookyfinder]

Do any of these bugs say "Math class is tough" because if so, I've heard that those bugs should have been recalled.

[Spookyfinder]

When I was growing up, we believed (wrongly of course) that if we dug a hole deep enough, we could dig all the way to China. Perhaps that's what the bugs believe. Maybe they are trying to dig deep enough to attend the Olympic games.

In any event, it sounds as if you are getting a free lobotomy, courtesy of your friendly fashion barbie bugs. What a deal! You can't beat that!

[Jim Warfield]

I think those bugs just want to attend the olympic locker rooms.
Where the real action is!
"It's the true adventures of Suzy Masoose! Action packed mis-adventures, you'll hear her say:"Are you my Daddy?" In 14 different languages!
"Wanna be my Daddy?"

[Spookyfinder]

Now I really do believe the bugs have left porn magazines in your head!

[Greg Chrise]

Bugs being in the frontal lobe and digging to China could bring this right back to poop again, if I just had a conversion chart of bug munching rates and a slide rule I would know when to head toward the bathroom. It isn't in my little red book!

Then it would be a scene from CHIPS where the pink corvette paralously rides the water vortex of death. Call for back up Ponch! Look out for that floater!

I think the bugs that say math sucks are different "bugs". Thats like Sal Monella and Mister Tomaine that are really bacteria. Because they are on the payolla of the government health PSAs and are fighting for air time. Much slower munch calculation. Or perhaps faster if they haze a few enzymes into being their kind. Still very threatened by an impromptu Olympic event. Little judges with numbered cards on the toilet tank.

Nano technology isn't quite what it should be to crash this market sellng them really super small micron sized pink corvettes and barbie glitter cell phones so this entire concept is simply years ahead of it's time. We'll review this subject in a decade or so. We'll party like its 2099. Yes it's the purple Prince bug.

Hmmm, paramesium ken and ameba barbie, nucleic acid skipper and the nano glitter pony. Oh, no stay away from that difussion membraine! Poly peptide hair coloring sold seperately.

Damon? Is there fluid coming out of your ears?

[Spookyfinder]

Wait a minute. If it's the purple Prince bug, then shouldn't we be talking about a little red corvette instead?

And since you don't have a slide rule, will an abacus help at all?

[Greg Chrise]

Oh, god

Now I know why I'm so tired. the little sons of bitches have a bug stargate in my head and can pop in at any time. They have little jumper cables clamped onto my very life force. How long can it possibly last.

That's how there can be a pile of poop with no activity and then all of a sudden there's hundreds of them. Interdimensional bug superhighways riding the wave of heavy metal deposits from earlier crude dentistry materials. The cows knew all along. They aren't home yet. Aliens!

[Spookyfinder]

I'm sorry, but where's Jim or Damon when we need them? Sarah? SheDevil? I just don't quite know how to respond to this. Hmmmm.... Can you fill your head with something else now so that when they return they will have nowhere to land?

[Haunting Copy]

I'm sorry, but where's Jim or Damon when we need them? Sarah? SheDevil? I just don't quite know how to respond to this. Hmmmm.... Can you fill your head with something else now so that when they return they will have nowhere to land?

Hmm. Well, in *my* head, I was just reading all of this and thinking . . .

W.T.F.?!

[Haunting Copy]

Speaking of bugs, however...

Any of y'all ever see a Twilight Zone episode called "To Serve Man"? It was one
of Twilight Zone's most popular.

Well, a couple nights ago, I thought how cool it would be to have a whole
haunt dedicated to all things bug: "Bug Buffet."

Now take "Bug Buffet" and mix in the special element of "To Serve Man,"
and I think you'd have a pretty cool haunt.

(If you have not seen "To Serve Man," you must go and get it pronto!
Please, no one spoil it for the young-uns.)

Sarah

[Spookyfinder]

Hmm. Well, in *my* head, I was just reading all of this and thinking . . .

W.T.F.?!

Well, so was I, but I was going with it.

[Spookyfinder]

Any of y'all ever see a Twilight Zone episode called "To Serve Man"? It was one
of Twilight Zone's most popular.

Well, a couple nights ago, I thought how cool it would be to have a whole
haunt dedicated to all things bug: "Bug Buffet."

Now take "Bug Buffet" and mix in the special element of "To Serve Man,"
and I think you'd have a pretty cool haunt.

(If you have not seen "To Serve Man," you must go and get it pronto!
Please, no one spoil it for the young-uns.)

Sarah

I have not seen "To Serve Man" that I recall, but my memory isn't always great. However, based on the little you're saying, I'm envisioning something along the lines of "Soylent Green" with Charlton Heston, which creeped me out when I was a kid. Ring any bells? That could be done well in a haunt, I think.

I'm also trying not to give this away, and say that I have one other scenario in mind that could be cool. I have no idea where to get a copy of a single episode of Twilight Zone, so I'm going to try to google it.

[Spookyfinder]

Guess what I found on the internet? It says it's the full episode of "To Serve Man" on CBS:

http://www.cbs.com/classics/the_twil...play=true&cc=2

[Haunting Copy]

Okay, I have to go watch it.