An Inflatable TURD!

[Spookyfinder]

Then you haven't read my post over at "What's YOUR worst fear?"

Sarah

No, I haven't had time because I've been listening to all the people chatting in my head. Just joking!

[Spookyfinder]

No, I haven't had time because I've been listening to all the people chatting in my head. Just joking!

People chatting in your head? No, you don't have a problem.

[Jim Warfield]

My Head Is Full..

..of chirping insects! Sometimes they get so loud, then the Raid gets sprayed in one ear and they all come drunkenly running out the other ear!
No problem hear! Here.
Now if I could get them to not slam the door on the way out!

[Spookyfinder]

Certainly not a problem I'll admit to. lol

[Spookyfinder]

..of chirping insects! Sometimes they get so loud, then the Raid gets sprayed in one ear and they all come drunkenly running out the other ear!
No problem hear! Here.
Now if I could get them to not slam the door on the way out!

Ahhhh, Jim. Sounds like you must be a real airhead but the bugs have found a home there. lol Good for you. Providing shelter for the homeless.

[Jim Warfield]

For "Homeless" insects they sure blow alot of their no-income on porno magazines that they keep leaving laying around inside of my head!
For years they would leave the magazines open to the joke section but recently it's been the fold-outs!

[Greg Chrise]

I'm not really sure, but I think when I'm asleep, the insects inside my head are selling crack or something. There's way too much traffic over the left side of my face at night. I could just be buggy about this though.

Have your bugs buzz my bugs, we'll do lunch.

[Spookyfinder]

OK, folks, what started off as a perfectly respectable thread on creating an inflatable turd haunt with a poop theme, complete with YouTube videos and theme song has gotten way off topic. How did this thread disintegrate into discussions of mental cases, biggest fears, and nut jobs, to airheads, to bug infestions between the ears, to bug partying with travel going on in heads? Are we serious people?

Just trying to get you back on track. Fearseeker and to borrow from Shane, it's Topic Monitor Fearseeker this time.

Say that with a straight face twice.

[Jim Warfield]

It's Not My Fault!

The bugs in my head made me do it!
Hear them now?
There they go again.."Chee Chee Schicka-shicka, shika-chee!"
Now multiply this times 1,000!
I gota keep busy, otherwise I hear them way too plainly.
If only I had an inflatable turd to fit in my ear-hole, real turds dry out too quick or run down my jaw/cheek.
Sounds like another costume possibility -Chitt/ 4 /brainz!"

[Greg Chrise]

I have been trying to get my bugs to move to a lovely pink and white styrofoam barbie gated comunity but, NO, it's all too cute for them, they say it will effect their crack business. I added towers made of toilet paper rolls and even amptheaters carved from cup cakes.

I do declare, if they do move in it will all be gone with the wind. But, I'll think about that another day. Poop.

There back on track! Here's saluting you, stool sample inspecting scientists (sung in the bck ground like a Budwieser comercial)

[Spookyfinder]

If only I had an inflatable turd to fit in my ear-hole, real turds dry out too quick or run down my jaw/cheek.
Sounds like another costume possibility -Chitt/ 4 /brainz!"

Jim, sounds like the perfect costume for you to wear while you're leading folks through your haunt. You can even introduce yourself as Chitt/ 4 /brainz. You've already told us somewhere in your over 7000 posts (I don't dare try to find it) that they think you're crazy anyway, so I think this will work for you.

I have been trying to get my bugs to move to a lovely pink and white styrofoam barbie gated comunity but, NO, it's all too cute for them, they say it will effect their crack business. I added towers made of toilet paper rolls and even amptheaters carved from cup cakes.

I do declare, if they do move in it will all be gone with the wind. But, I'll think about that another day. Poop.

There back on track! Here's saluting you, stool sample inspecting scientists (sung in the bck ground like a Budwieser comercial)

Frankly, my dear Greg, I don't give a darn, but your bugs may. I know exactly where we can find them a lovely Barbie home like that you describe, and I think that once they see it, they will be so excited they will leave your head and move into the shade of their new home.

OK, are we all settled now? If so, then back to the real discussion at hand (or whatever body part you prefer): poop and the inflatable turd haunt.

[Jim Warfield]

My Character Here.

I don't use and poop running from my ear because it leaves the issue of my actual sanity in doubt or up for grabs since I will alternate from being the guy who might be alot smarter than they are to the guy who might be going to have them in his breakfast sausage tomorrow morning.
I always "Love" those who critiscize my life choices and say I must have "Too much time on my hands", and this is coming from the self-proclaimed champion at holding the barstool down with their anus 60 hours a week, every week.
Butt then again I don't know everything, maybe he is making big money in scientific rear-search being the Guiness Pig, testing anus blister medicine?

[damon carson]

Enough of the potty humor already! LoL!
Damon

[Spookyfinder]

So Damon, no potty humor in this thread labeled "An Inflatable TURD!"

What shall we return to? The bug porn in Jim's head? He says he's no longer seeing the joke sections of the porn magazines but instead the bugs are leaving their porn in his head open to the fold-outs.

I'm guessing that the size of the fold-outs would vary depending on whether he's got arachnids (with 8 legs) or actual insects (with only 6 legs) in his head because I would think they would look at porn of their own kind.

What do you think? Maybe we should ask Jim. And perhaps we should go back to working on that inflatable haunt.

[Jim Warfield]

"Look At That!"

"What is it?"
"It looks sort of like..naw, can't be...it is! A giant turd!"
"I thought the primarys were over?"
"It's for the election, Stupid!"
"Well whose campaign headquarters is the giant turd?"
"You know whose."
(Insert your favorite name here~~~~~~~ )

Where is that guy, Dick Puck? Was that his name? The old political practical joke player?
He could use a giant turd to the best possible advantage probably.