Whats considered...

[Dr. Giggles]

Whats considered a large or an average attendance for a single commercial haunt on say...the weekend before halloween or on halloween.

[Jim Warfield]

"2"

"2" is the best number of customers , only two.
"Tonight we will be bidding for the exclusive single ticket to see the place tonight, let the biding begin!"
"$100!"
"$200!"
"$600!"
"$1,200!"
$2,000!"
"Oh yah? I bid $25,000!"
"I now bid $50,000!"
"I'm done, you win the ticket."
"Here's my cashier's check for $50,ooo,.by the way is that a speed-pass that I just bought?"
"You betcha!"
One patron, no employees needed, very minimal wear and tare of the place.
(I know Larry's check is "good".)