The karati kick is probably the opposite of the bird dog, whereas you lift a leg and point an arm, keeping your body horizontal and fart. I'm not sure who came up with that one. Peggy Fleming or Dorthy Hammil?
Other judgable moves would be the squat pop and the two finger orifice. A small air movement meter normally used for measuring cooling systems on computers becomes a fartometer.
You can have gas masks and moist towlets at the ready.
Now that would be a sight gag, front room with lights out, someone passes gas and you do the flashlight thing to show you are wearing a gas mask.
For the 11 year old turd the next best thing would be to come out on the draw bridge dressed as Elvis! He had a gun too to take out TV sets.
Other judgable moves would be the squat pop and the two finger orifice. A small air movement meter normally used for measuring cooling systems on computers becomes a fartometer.
You can have gas masks and moist towlets at the ready.
Now that would be a sight gag, front room with lights out, someone passes gas and you do the flashlight thing to show you are wearing a gas mask.
For the 11 year old turd the next best thing would be to come out on the draw bridge dressed as Elvis! He had a gun too to take out TV sets.
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