1-815-244-4746 today 4 your listening pleasure.

[Jim Warfield]

Need a screaming "Fix"?
I just put a new message on my answering machine 1-815-244-4746.
I usually change the message every day, maybe this one will stay awhile?
They were a really fun group, they drove a long way to get here last Sunday night.
Does my house tour sound at least a little scary?
HAHAHAHAHA!

The FUN just goes on and on.
Steve, this was the group after yours.

[MMManiac]

Just called... Your wife answered. no answer machine lol

[SomeThingInTheIce]

Jim, what were you doing to that girl? I just ran up my phone bill so I need to know.lol.

[Jim Warfield]

Som, Youve been here, you know!

[damon carson]

Jim all I got was a bunch of elevator music.?! I think it was playing the song called The man from Irwigima? Or something like that. Very weird and disturbing at the same time.
Damon

[scaryguy666]

hey

that was great jim!

[Jim Warfield]

Damon, I can't be responsible for wrong numbers. you are right though, the sounds on my phone is elevator music, except they found no elevator in the shaft-too late!
So their screams become "music" to my ears and there is a slight "elevator"parentage to it all.

"Going Down!"

[Jim Warfield]

I shortened the screaming message today because of the weekend, it still screams though, now the screaming is at the beginning so I allow the machine to play this part then I will pick up the phone in case it is a call that really needs to be addressed right then. (Weekend scheduling and immediate business)

[scareshack]

just called.....and love the message.......u a true goff.....lol....serious....thats a kick azz message......love what ya do! I calling back to listen again

[Greg Chrise]

What is goff? Geriatric On Freakin Fone?

Goff is the 946th most common family name in the United States. It is particularly prevalent among those of Welsh or Irish descent?

Some kind of illiterate Ginerish?

Turrets Typing Syndrome?

[scareshack]

Turrets Typing Syndrome?

lol...yes.
think i meant goof

[bodybagging]

Wow Great message! Jim, thanx for that extra special bit warfieldism......
On that note it was great talking with you.......

[Jim Warfield]

Who were you talking to? Jim's been ina coma for two weeks.
He's been in the coma so long that we call him dandriff now.
--- Mister Tuxedo

[damon carson]

Jim that deap voice almost put me in a coma on your answering machine today. Still pretty funny. Was there a tour going on when you recorded this message? I put a very weak and poor sounding scream on your answering machine today. Ha ha ha! Keepem screaming Jim!
Damon

[Jim Warfield]

No need to apoligize for a weak scream....if it was your Last Scream ever!