That you have "Heard It All" From goofy customers in your Haunted House?
Last night a man returned with his 4 kids . He told my Wife that the last ime he was here that he had mysterious car trouble on the way home. Nobody ever really figured out what was wrong, it just stopped running, then spent time in a garage. When they got home that night he noticed his kids had strange "Bumps" on some of the their skin.
When the car finally was returned to him.. the Raven's Grin bumper sticker that he had just bought was gone from his car!!!???
He was trying to blame all of their problems on the Evil Bumper Sticker!
(And the Evil bumper Sticker took itself from his fender and ran away from the scene of it's mischief, probably back in the box with the rest of the bumper stickers, just waiting to get out and strike again!
Could I make this stupid shit up?
No. I could not.
As they went through the house last night he seemed to have his kids trained to not react in any way to anything here.
OK, I admit it. I have VooDooed my bumper stickers to influence customers that get one.
HEY! this could be a grade "Z" movie-of-the-weak(minds) TV special movie.
Would my bumper stickers recognize one another as they are about to pass each other on the highway and make the steering gears swerve the cars into one another?
Sure, probably happens all the time.
When dealing with people, you will never ,ever will have heard it all.
Last night a man returned with his 4 kids . He told my Wife that the last ime he was here that he had mysterious car trouble on the way home. Nobody ever really figured out what was wrong, it just stopped running, then spent time in a garage. When they got home that night he noticed his kids had strange "Bumps" on some of the their skin.
When the car finally was returned to him.. the Raven's Grin bumper sticker that he had just bought was gone from his car!!!???
He was trying to blame all of their problems on the Evil Bumper Sticker!
(And the Evil bumper Sticker took itself from his fender and ran away from the scene of it's mischief, probably back in the box with the rest of the bumper stickers, just waiting to get out and strike again!
Could I make this stupid shit up?
No. I could not.
As they went through the house last night he seemed to have his kids trained to not react in any way to anything here.
OK, I admit it. I have VooDooed my bumper stickers to influence customers that get one.
HEY! this could be a grade "Z" movie-of-the-weak(minds) TV special movie.
Would my bumper stickers recognize one another as they are about to pass each other on the highway and make the steering gears swerve the cars into one another?
Sure, probably happens all the time.
When dealing with people, you will never ,ever will have heard it all.
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