What's Your Favorite Form of TorTure?

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Maybe 25 years ago a local man was messing with about three other guy's wives.
They snatched him right off the street one night and took him to a cornfield.
Held him down, pulled down his pants, slapped two bricks together and some things happened to get caught between a brick and a brick place
("Rock & A hard place")
Then they drove him to the hospital emergency room and left.

It kind of slowed down his "romantic" thoughts and actions.......

The bricks could have been 150 year-old old soft bricks or pavers that are very hard.
"Would you like some mortar with those?"

OUCH!!! :shock: poor bastard!!! you know, I was reading the post so fast that I misread the part where you say "25 years ago" first I tought it was 250 years ago LOL then read the part about the E.R. and tought "250 years ago there wasn't E.R.'s" so I re-read the whole thing and realised that you actually wrote "25 years ago", this makes me realise how sad is that sometimes we just medievalize when it comes to our wifes, community, property etc.