First off i'd like to say I love HauntChick lol, WM likes dragging girls between the ages of 18 and 30 down the beach at night under a full moon. Making them wine and dinning on them at a nice table for two. Oh and i'm a animal lover. Can't tell you how many times I have written this and never get any takers. Women are just to stuck up these days.
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I wasn't GONNA post but.....
In the words of Otis from The Devil's Rejects, "I keep my standards low so I'm never disappointed!" So I guess that would mean I'm open to pretty much any clean female!
J/K, I'm attending Transworld JUST for Transworld & of course Larry's haunted attractions!John Elks - Staff
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Well John, I was thinking of using that same line... So if you're only in town for TW, then I'll use that line!!
I'll take anything... especially Booblady!! But I know I've got to have some heavy duty beer goggles on for that to happen. Hell, I might even perform a Harry Houdini on her!! (Catie knows what that is)
For most girls I wont need to be drunk, but just for you ladies... Im much more active with my buddy Jack Daniel's getting me going!! I'll be up for just about anything, except my butt. Dont like to be on the recieving end.. but I'll give you some wherever it needs to go!
Hell, all of us mind warped haunters are gonna be together for this week.. we gotta live a little!! Lets all go find a cemetery!! (Catie should know where Im going with this one too!) lol
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SGF (Slimy green frog) , 35yrs - Looking for hot toad mama, webbed fingers & toes a MUST. Don't expect this frog to turn into a prince (Actually, it was the other way around). LIKES: Candy corn, slow walks along a muddy pond and Mountain Dew Code Red. DISLIKES: Salt water, bad attitudes and watered down drinks. RIBBIT.
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Hummm
Dark you point? I mean hell you posted I can tell you only post on worth while topics. I just don't understand you. You don't like the party yet you read and post. Then you don't like this yet you read and post. Dude try to be a little more cool. Life can't be all that bad hell try spreading some laughs and smiles if not for yourself then do it for others! I even think the President talks about other stuff than the state of the U.S. We don't always have to talk about haunt's 24/7. Try coming in chat we talk about everything and sometimes some people here LMAO and no I want name names!
Post on things you like start a post on Owning A Haunted House, starting one, acting in one you know things that apply to you. There is no need for you to keep acting and making smart ass comments. Hey Larry you know what me and you were talking about the other day. I think maybe I was wrong I am now thinking some people just need to go. We could encourage them to go to HauntedAttraction there they can post and no one will care ( can you say dead). Shane and it's you never know! Shanesigpic
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Mudsticky, it can be quite confusing. Some guys at haunt conventions, especially gaming conventions have long hair and man boobs. So, it's either an out of shape guy or a girl with a lot of testosterone. Just check for an adams apple and make sure they don't have a beard or hands the size of frying pans. It's your gamble. But, if you wake up with something in your orifice or your underwear on backwards, don't say I didn't tell you so.Spooky Wishes
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Originally posted by Terrorknight View PostFirst off i'd like to say I love HauntChick lol, WM likes dragging girls between the ages of 18 and 30 down the beach at night under a full moon. Making them wine and dinning on them at a nice table for two. Oh and i'm a animal lover. Can't tell you how many times I have written this and never get any takers. Women are just to stuck up these days.
Originally posted by brad View PostWell John, I was thinking of using that same line... So if you're only in town for TW, then I'll use that line!!
I'll take anything... especially Booblady!! But I know I've got to have some heavy duty beer goggles on for that to happen. Hell, I might even perform a Harry Houdini on her!! (Catie knows what that is)
For most girls I wont need to be drunk, but just for you ladies... Im much more active with my buddy Jack Daniel's getting me going!! I'll be up for just about anything, except my butt. Dont like to be on the recieving end.. but I'll give you some wherever it needs to go!
Hell, all of us mind warped haunters are gonna be together for this week.. we gotta live a little!! Lets all go find a cemetery!! (Catie should know where Im going with this one too!) lol
Also, you are NOT allowed to go within 50 feet of boob lady or i will hit you in the balls, twice. that's my rule for the week.
Originally posted by DarkangelThis is a really good thread. Really bringing out the best and brightest here on the forums. Keep it up ;-)sigpic
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hey jackasses, you're making me feel really old...LOL
All you people posting age limits...I hate you. You're making me feel really old. Sucks to be 36 I guess!
...not that I was offering myself up to your lude, crude fantasies.
...not that there's anything wrong with that either though.
To each, his own! And thanks for the laugh!
Cheers,
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Patti, I don't have a problem with women over 35. Who doesn't like a little aged beef?
PS: I just listened to that in my head and I threw up a little. What's wrong with me? AlotSpooky Wishes
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Originally posted by Patti Ludwinski View PostAll you people posting age limits...I hate you. You're making me feel really old. Sucks to be 36 I guess!
...not that I was offering myself up to your lude, crude fantasies.
...not that there's anything wrong with that either though.
To each, his own! And thanks for the laugh!
Cheers,
Patti
That's officially not an offer, but just saying!
Cheers to you Patti.
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