What an IDIOT!!!!

[hippieman556]

wow what a stupid idiot

[brad]

This is just GALACTICALLY STUPID!!!!

[Jim Warfield]

Someone needed to flip their brain.

Now that you have this wonderfull new idea, flip your thinking to the setting "What Could Possibly Go Wrong"? (With this new idea as played out by your haunt)
Yes, there are some extremely stupid customers running around out there, stupid, scared, drunk, pretending to be stupid just doing stupid and fairly unpredictable things, which cause trouble /injurys.
Our answering machine message has been the same for the season. It tells you everything you need to know, yet people leave a message after it plays and ask:"How much is it to get in?"
"When are you open?" And they are serious! (These are not foreigners who are learning English, these idiots are Americun borne with "idiot" identity!)
My Wife says some of them are just asking obvious questions because the next questions will be asking us to describe the entire house and tour.
"Do people jump out at you?" Must be the most common question, thereby must be the average concerned customer's main fear?