Greetings Minions…It is I…Hanf-A-Domous the Magnificent coming at you again with more predictions and updates on previous predictions.
First, my apologies for my extended absence. I lapsed into an extended trance and upon awakening immediately predicted that my beloved New Orleans Saints would win the Super Bowl. Unfortunately, that prediction was made on the Monday AFTER the Super Bowl and they had already won. Needless to say my detractors wasted little time attempting to tarnish my unblemished reputation. I have been busy defending myself against them ever since. Now that my detractors have been vanquished I am once again able to turn my all knowing gaze towards our industry.
As the Haunted Attraction Industry moves full speed towards the pivotal year 2012 (BTW…is it any coincidence that Timmer & Ann Marie Gavinski’s home address is 2012…I think not!!!)…this year (2010) is shaping up to be jam packed with changes, some big…some not so big, but all have come to me while in my transcendental metaphysical dream state in which I am open to the input of the Haunted, Halloween universe. OK…perhaps some of those predictions come as the result of these funny little pills I have been taking…but in the sooth sayer business you take your predictions where you find them. Keep in mind that these are visions that come to me while in a trance and could always be wrong. Just because I correctly predicted the likes of the end of Spookyworld, the death of several industry magazines, the retirement of Cydney Neil etc. is no reason to believe that these predictions will be 100% spot on. Believe them or not…as you see fit.
1…..An up coming tradeshow (but really a small convention of sorts in my opinion) may be on it’s last legs. This show, which will be upon us within several months, has appeared to me in a dream and appears to be a dichotomy of sorts. On one hand it’s lack of available info leads me to see this show to be in a state of disarray and confusion.
On the other hand I see the promoter has nailed down an as yet unannounced unprecedented behind the scenes tour of the brand new Harry Potter theme park. A number of this shows usual attendees will not be present, and with new tradeshows opening (Western Haunters to name one …maybe) attendance is questionable. The vision I have of this show continues to grow fainter and fainter. Perhaps my vision coincides with a vision I have for the industries dominant show, which I see poised to buy up this attempt at competition and put it to sleep once and for all!!! Sala Bim…Sala Beem
1B…..An additional vision has just come to me. I see a name…a faint name…could it be Penard Lickel? Yes…I see him as a blowhard….NO…wait…not a blowhard…but I do see a strong wind blowing…..Blowing…windy…WINDY CITY…YES…that’s it. I see someone named Penard Lickel traveling to the windy city…Chicago of course…very very soon…maybe this weekend in fact. There is a meeting with someone whose name begins with a J. This person works with a Trannys…no….Trains…..no…Trans…Trans something…that’s all I can make out. Penard Lickel meeting with “J” at Trans.
Please...NO MORE...I am exhausted...I must consult my crystal balls for more breaking predictions. I feel them coming immediately!!!
As it is written, so shall it be. H
First, my apologies for my extended absence. I lapsed into an extended trance and upon awakening immediately predicted that my beloved New Orleans Saints would win the Super Bowl. Unfortunately, that prediction was made on the Monday AFTER the Super Bowl and they had already won. Needless to say my detractors wasted little time attempting to tarnish my unblemished reputation. I have been busy defending myself against them ever since. Now that my detractors have been vanquished I am once again able to turn my all knowing gaze towards our industry.
As the Haunted Attraction Industry moves full speed towards the pivotal year 2012 (BTW…is it any coincidence that Timmer & Ann Marie Gavinski’s home address is 2012…I think not!!!)…this year (2010) is shaping up to be jam packed with changes, some big…some not so big, but all have come to me while in my transcendental metaphysical dream state in which I am open to the input of the Haunted, Halloween universe. OK…perhaps some of those predictions come as the result of these funny little pills I have been taking…but in the sooth sayer business you take your predictions where you find them. Keep in mind that these are visions that come to me while in a trance and could always be wrong. Just because I correctly predicted the likes of the end of Spookyworld, the death of several industry magazines, the retirement of Cydney Neil etc. is no reason to believe that these predictions will be 100% spot on. Believe them or not…as you see fit.
1…..An up coming tradeshow (but really a small convention of sorts in my opinion) may be on it’s last legs. This show, which will be upon us within several months, has appeared to me in a dream and appears to be a dichotomy of sorts. On one hand it’s lack of available info leads me to see this show to be in a state of disarray and confusion.
On the other hand I see the promoter has nailed down an as yet unannounced unprecedented behind the scenes tour of the brand new Harry Potter theme park. A number of this shows usual attendees will not be present, and with new tradeshows opening (Western Haunters to name one …maybe) attendance is questionable. The vision I have of this show continues to grow fainter and fainter. Perhaps my vision coincides with a vision I have for the industries dominant show, which I see poised to buy up this attempt at competition and put it to sleep once and for all!!! Sala Bim…Sala Beem
1B…..An additional vision has just come to me. I see a name…a faint name…could it be Penard Lickel? Yes…I see him as a blowhard….NO…wait…not a blowhard…but I do see a strong wind blowing…..Blowing…windy…WINDY CITY…YES…that’s it. I see someone named Penard Lickel traveling to the windy city…Chicago of course…very very soon…maybe this weekend in fact. There is a meeting with someone whose name begins with a J. This person works with a Trannys…no….Trains…..no…Trans…Trans something…that’s all I can make out. Penard Lickel meeting with “J” at Trans.
Please...NO MORE...I am exhausted...I must consult my crystal balls for more breaking predictions. I feel them coming immediately!!!
As it is written, so shall it be. H
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