on the answering machine: (A door creaking as it opens) "Hello victim, it's cold outside. How would you like to hear some real ghost stories as you sit around a cozy fireplace?
If you come here tonight....don't forget to bring the fireplace.
It's still "0'" out, I really don't expect anyone to venture out tonight. Sometimes a couple staying at a local B&B might show up, totally unexpecting, not a clue as to what this nocturnal entertainment will be..this is always alot of fun...for ME! (Gives the couple an excuse to hug and console one another!)
Winter hit hard here a few days ago10-11 inches of snow and very low temps.
If you come here tonight....don't forget to bring the fireplace.
It's still "0'" out, I really don't expect anyone to venture out tonight. Sometimes a couple staying at a local B&B might show up, totally unexpecting, not a clue as to what this nocturnal entertainment will be..this is always alot of fun...for ME! (Gives the couple an excuse to hug and console one another!)
Winter hit hard here a few days ago10-11 inches of snow and very low temps.
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