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The N3QX 1 Virus Strain has hit the Jacksonville metropolitan area. The virus is believed to be transmitted through bodily fluids of the infected, often through a bite or scratch. Initial symptoms include severe itching, bleeding from the orifices, vomiting, and increased irritability. The Center for Disease Control is requiring all citizens to immediately report to their assigned safe house for decontamination and isolation from the infected. Avoid the infected at all costs!