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  • This Was A "First!"

    Last night a young man had an accident here. His pants were all wet, "I was sneaking a beer through your house and it exploded!"
    "No, I have heard this wet yourself!"
    Maybe his buttocks developed a taste for aluminum? then "POW!" Dribble, dribble, splash."
    The wrong choice of cargo for his cargo pants.
    I told him the wine cellar is just like Vegas, whatever happens here, stays here, light a match, barf, crap your pants and the smell is waiting for you to come back in to it.
    Thanks Alot!
    I couldn't get very upset with him over this because he had never been here before and he had no evil intent...then I was wondering what the old cellar thought about this? A whiff of beer could get those old molecules frenzied up from beer brewing days of the past.
    Baby brews running around without a liquor license!
    "Whaa! Blubber-Blubber!" Whaa!"
    "Are you my Daddy?"

  • #2
    So he actually had a beer with him?
    I love getting on and reading your stories. They make me want to start my own haunt even more.
    ~Jon-Kyle Bailey
    Campbellsville, KY


    • #3
      Like Ive told you a many time Jim its always better to get pissed off than get pissed on! LOL! I just feel sorry for all your props! HA HA!
      Damon Carson