Make me a system using satalites that tracks and records every group through my outdoor haunt. Every time they jump, yell "Holy Shit!" and every other combination of cuss words under the sun. So when I ask them by picnic tables "How was the haunt" and they say "I never jumped" I can press a button and have satalite download onto a big screen just why their pants are damp; why their shirt is torn (showing girlfriend hanging onto shirt burying her head in his back and when he tried to run away it tore. Most people will admit they jumped when they hear every groupi n front of them screaming; but some macho wannabes cant admit they knocked over their girl friend to get away from me when I was going backwards through haunt and met "Mr. Detroit Red Wings jersey" on the trail at beginning then popped over to exit trail to interview him on way out. This has happened no less than 6 times this last few weeks. I want to record him saying "It didn't scare me" and immediately play it for crowd followed by his candy ass leaving his girlfriend alone with me.
Wicked Farmer
Wicked Farmer
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