Dear Freaks,
While driving through Kansas a few days ago, we got passed by a small
white pick-up truck ... I'm sure you know which one we mean. I must say,
that was the best advertising I have ever seen for anything. Ever. After
the initial surprise--"What the hell was that?!"--we made it a point to
remember the web site, to look it up and find out why a truck of
people-pieces was driving down the road. (Um, yes, we did realize it was
fake ... though we were wondering how many people didn't, and called the
cops on you.) The bad news is, we live in Pennsylvania, and we're not
quite ready to drive back THAT far to visit you. But if you still exist
when (if) we ever go out there again, we'll be stopping by. Again, best
advertising gimmick ever. Hands down. (Severed hands, that is.)
Sincerely,
L.R.
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Dear L. R.,
Could you please tell us which way he was heading when you spotted him?
You see, it seems we have allowed one of our family members to "get out"
recently and, well, he hasn't quite found his way home yet. We tend to worry
when he takes the cutlery AND the truck at the same time...
He's harmless (mostly) except for his penchant to collect "momentos" from
travelers along the highways and byways of Kansas. Beyond that he's really
charming and lovable, and so we'd REALLY like to get him back in his cell..
err... our loving arms soon.
Could you please check out back of your place- say around midnight, for him?
In the dark areas? Particularly if you managed to make eye contact with him
that day- that seems to really fascinate him.
Fair-thee-well, and mind the roads in central Kansas!
Regards,
Dr. Von Monschture
Ahh, warms the cockles of my black heart...
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While driving through Kansas a few days ago, we got passed by a small
white pick-up truck ... I'm sure you know which one we mean. I must say,
that was the best advertising I have ever seen for anything. Ever. After
the initial surprise--"What the hell was that?!"--we made it a point to
remember the web site, to look it up and find out why a truck of
people-pieces was driving down the road. (Um, yes, we did realize it was
fake ... though we were wondering how many people didn't, and called the
cops on you.) The bad news is, we live in Pennsylvania, and we're not
quite ready to drive back THAT far to visit you. But if you still exist
when (if) we ever go out there again, we'll be stopping by. Again, best
advertising gimmick ever. Hands down. (Severed hands, that is.)
Sincerely,
L.R.
- - - - - - - - - -
Dear L. R.,
Could you please tell us which way he was heading when you spotted him?
You see, it seems we have allowed one of our family members to "get out"
recently and, well, he hasn't quite found his way home yet. We tend to worry
when he takes the cutlery AND the truck at the same time...
He's harmless (mostly) except for his penchant to collect "momentos" from
travelers along the highways and byways of Kansas. Beyond that he's really
charming and lovable, and so we'd REALLY like to get him back in his cell..
err... our loving arms soon.
Could you please check out back of your place- say around midnight, for him?
In the dark areas? Particularly if you managed to make eye contact with him
that day- that seems to really fascinate him.
Fair-thee-well, and mind the roads in central Kansas!
Regards,
Dr. Von Monschture
Ahh, warms the cockles of my black heart...
308779_227154490682476_100001637798090_629591_625968422_n.jpg
294828_289819901030807_199120013434130_1270152_917938530_n.jpg
299331_289819967697467_199120013434130_1270155_1953355324_n.jpg
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