......you might be a haunter.

[wickedfarmer]

If you like laying flat on the ground beside a dirt trail in a corn field covered with just a few leaves and wait for the 3rd pair of shoes to go past your nose then attack...you might be a haunter.

If they can hear your evil laugh from the parking lot...over top of sound system where 45 people are line dancing......you might be a haunter.

Lets here them....

[Killer Katie]

You might be a haunter if...

You get turned on in the plywood aisle at home depot.....
You have a blood preference....
You go into scare mode anytime the lights go out... just ask Banshette about Halloweekends!

[soultrkr]

When Walking through a junk yard or into a junk shop is like opening a Christmas present of horror.

[zombietoxin]

If the majority of your personal assets are covered with fake blood- and you like it.

If "365 days till halloween" seems like an impossibly short schedule.

[gadget-evilusions]

if everytime you go to home depot or lowes, you check the reject paint section for some usuable $3 gallons

[Banshee]

(LMAO @ the 3.00 paint comment yup.. )

If you have secretly developed neck-gills for breathing in a fog-filled enviroment..

[brad]

you get turned on in the plywood aisle at home depot.....

oh yeah!!!

[Badger]

If you hit yard sales with large furniture at 2:00pm as they're packing everything up and eager to make a quick sale...

[OblivionHauntedHouse]

you stir your coffee with the free buckys boneyard bone pen because its the only cool 'stirring thing' available in your office.

[Dalloween]

... if before Thanksgiving you are already thinking what you are going to do next year and you are already looking forward to Transworld.

[Tater]

Order a Costume and not get it until after the seasons over...OK OK I REALIZE it was a cheap shot but someone had to say it

[NightmareOnYourStreet]

ON November 1st you are already working on what you're going to do for the next year and have a budget planned for it.

[wickedfarmer]

If you have ever recognised your daughters boyfriend coming through the trail; grabbed him and carried him off the trail while he screams "They said you wouldn't touch us".....you might be a haunter.

If you have ever tallied confirnmed wet pants each night caused by yourself.....

[damon carson]

You might be a haunter if the guys working in the local hardware store quit asking you what your going to do with pvc, dryer hoses, shylac, and crackle paint or any other thing you buy in there to make some demented creature you dreamed up at work.
Damon

[Jim Warfield]

"I Might Be"

A Haunter ...when you ask the newest patron buying a ticket how they found out about your haunt and they say their parents told them about it and those parents were first here when they were in grade school.........I Have been doing this a LONG TIME!
I'm always wearing the same invisible make up too, the evil looking geezer, albeit genetically influenced, it won't come off!