Frank, since I also live in my haunted house, there will always have to remain somethings my customers here will never know, like what my private bedroom looks like!
I once thought about including this as a special added tour feature but then thought better of it.
Ever since I have had this house I have lived in it and people will always ask me where I sleep?
My standard reply is, "Upside-down from a hook in the attic!"
This will throw off 99% of the questioners, it's that one freaky-goth-minded chick that you'll have to worry about! She will either say, "Oh, Baby, it's meant to be, you and me!"
Or in my case she might be saying, "Are you my REAL Dad?"
(Or "Grand-Dad"?)
I once thought about including this as a special added tour feature but then thought better of it.
Ever since I have had this house I have lived in it and people will always ask me where I sleep?
My standard reply is, "Upside-down from a hook in the attic!"
This will throw off 99% of the questioners, it's that one freaky-goth-minded chick that you'll have to worry about! She will either say, "Oh, Baby, it's meant to be, you and me!"
Or in my case she might be saying, "Are you my REAL Dad?"
(Or "Grand-Dad"?)
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